shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

(Source: pgrls, via fake-mermaid)

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via alysse-veronica)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via fake-mermaid)

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

(via aformalfeeling)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via thankyou-for-existing)